Distraction

My Mushroom gets distracted by the stupidest things.  Observe.

Rubbernecker

Distraction 

I had to put him down and tuck away the distraction so he would feed properly.  Exhausting.

(And yes, for the smart arses out there, there are disposable nappies on the bottom shelf of the change table.  They were given to me when Mushroom was born.  We have used about 5 in total. So there.)