I don't have to do that in this house because you know what guys? I spent 20 fucking dollars on bananas in the last 10 days. TWENTY DOLLARS!! ON BANANAS!
I know when my kids are sick because they WON'T eat a banana. If my kids won't eat a banana, then they're on their death bed.
My son and daughter will literally inhale bananas. I've never seen food disappear so quickly. If I didn't supervise and limit the banana consumption, it would be 4 or 5 a day, each, easy, I shit you not.
I have to buy bananas 2.5kg at a time... Massive bloody bunches of the things. The one's that don't get hoovered up in 2 seconds flat turn into Banana Muffins or Banana Bread, or Banana Oat Cookies... or Banana fucking smoothies.
And you know what? As a result of all the banana eating, I fucking hate bananas. I'm sick to death of them. I can barely stand the smell of banana baked products anymore and I've had enough of making them. I have been baking some sort of banana product every week for 3.5 years. I don't need a recipe anymore. And now Molly loves them too so I'm destined to bake banana products forever more.
There is no point to this post.
Obviously.
I just wanted to voice my disgust with all things banana related.
Ugh.
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