Everyday, he doesn't do it.
Most of the time it's just little things like his reading glasses (we have about a million pairs each), his playstation controllers, headphones, wallet... stuff like that. Not dangerous stuff. Just everyday stuff.
You all know where this is going right?
This morning Juffin put his Mechanic hat on and decided to take Sabrina, my dilapidated car, in for some much needed TLC. Before he could do that though, he needed to move his car which was parked behind mine, and guess what? He couldn't find his keys. Last seen in the little hands of one mischievous Mushroom.
We searched for nearly half an hour. Kitchen, lounge room, bedroom, toy boxes, his bedroom, laundry, ensuite... I checked the toilet because just yesterday I'd seen him putting his toy car into the toilet and splashing it around. No keys there either.
Yes, I watched my son play in the toilet. But in my defence, I was in the shower at the time. At least I was watching him!
We were no closer to finding the ONLY key to Juffin's car when I then remembered that I'd taken the rubbish out half an hour earlier, and guess who had pulled half it out on the floor and started munching on scraps earlier in the morning? You guessed it, the Mushroom! (that is a whole other story!)
I mention this to Juffin who looks at me imploringly. No. I will not be checking the rubbish bag that has been sitting out in the wheely bin for nigh on an hour. Your son was playing with your key. He was playing with the bin and the food in it. Key is now gone and bin has been emptied into larger outdoor bin. You don't have to be a genius to work it out. I point towards the door and march him out there. If he wants his bloody key, he'll have to look for it himself.
2 seconds later I hear a huzzah. Eureka. Key found.
Juffin re-enters the house looking relieved that he found the stupid thing but unimpressed with the unidentifiable food stuffs stuck to his key.
Mushroom followed him into the kitchen laughing. Probably because I was laughing.
Ahh, karma is a bitch.
I then made things even worse when I couldn't stop myself from saying, 'Have you learnt your lesson now?' If looks could kill....
I would like to advise that someone did learn a lesson from today's experience and has put their key in a safe, out of reach place this afternoon when they got home! Hooray!
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