I've been feeling a bit woeful about my fat arse of late. Well fat everything of late. I still look like I'm about to give birth and I actually gave birth 7.5 months ago.
Sure the hernia isn't helping but neither is the extra weight that I put on, AFTER having a baby.
Whoever said breastfeeding helps you lose weight is full of shite.
Anyway, a tight budget and even tighter pants, have made me pull in the reigns. I've started working out again and banished potato chips from the house.
God I love potato chips.
Today Mushroom and I were swimming in our lagoon like pool and I was doing some water resistant exercises because old, fat and dodgy knees, make water exercises a very good option.
"Mummy what are you doing?"
"I'm just doing some stretching and exercises."
"But why? Don't you need your conmuter?"
I've been doing workouts from youtube on the back patio.
"No darling. I'm just doing some exercises under the water today. It's too hot out there now and Molly's asleep"
"But why you doing exercises?"
"Because exercise is good for you. Remember? We all need to do exercise. Besides Mummy needs to make her bum smaller."
"But I like your bum Mummy. It's like a big air balloon."
Followed by 5 minutes of cackling and continued variations of the following:
"Big air balloon, big air balloon bum, bum balloon, air balloon bum, BALLOON BUM...."
I weighed myself tonight and I've not lost a single gram. Not one after three weeks of being active and not stuffing food into my face mindlessly.
That coupled with the fact that my arse is a giant balloon was enough to drive me to eat peanut m&ms.
Tomorrow is another day.
|Peanut M&M's wouldn't melt....|