When she asked him what that meant he said, STOP TALKING.
Seriously. That actually happened. I got a text message with the above and nearly spat out my drink.
I felt like I had to defend myself and reiterate that I have never said, shut your water hole, in my entire life. But she blamed other kids anyway. She really thought it was me though, I know.
She took some Lego off him as punishment but she was floored. I think she believes that I make up his bad behaviour. Like I'm exaggerating because it makes for a funny story. He's literally never misbehaved for her before in almost 4 years of her looking after him so it's well overdue.
When I called her son to tell him what our delightful child had said to his Mother he cracked up and we both laughed for about 3 minutes.
Shut your water hole.
Honestly, you can't make this shit up.