Before Mushroom the following sentences would never have passed my lips...
"No, one drink's enough for me, thanks."
"It's ok darling, it's alright." I mean who says darling?!
"Such a good boy, slept until 6 so we got a sleep in"
"Does this shit look a little green to you?"
"I'm just going to do some pumping" (not of the iron variety)
"I don't care if he wakes up for a night feed...."
"Do you think that the pineapple I ate is affecting my breast milk?"
"Who's a good boy, who's a good boy?!" After Mushroom does a giant turd.
"I haven't had time to read anything lately." (Saddest one for sure!)
"I've got to go to the Willows Markets"
"Thank you for making me porridge Juffin, yum."
"I can't have a coffee, I've already had one today."
"At least I got to have a shower this morning!"
"I got all the floors and the washing done today, so productive."
"Go to Coles babe, the wipes are on special at Coles."
"We managed to get a good walk in today, was awesome!"
"No babe, please don't touch them, my nipples are too sore"
I think that last one may a have been a little TMI but it's true. Who'd have thunk it?
Next time: Has sleep found us? Will I ever get to do the Christmas shopping? Could Christmas just be fucking cancelled this year?!