22 Feb 2016

Ants

Each evening we have to check the Mushroom's bed for ants.

Yes.

That's right. Ants.

Not Monsters. Not ghosts. Not crocodiles.

Ants.

The Mushroom claims that his bed is an ant haven. An ant hotel. The place to be if you're an ant.

What.

The.

Fuck?!

Seriously though, there are no ants in his bed. I have explained that ants are attracted to food and as he eats food in our bloody bed, not his, there is no chance of ants in his bed.

Besides, we have check it every night.




Sadly tonight I realised that my boy is just that, a little boy and no longer a baby. Made me a little heartsore for my chubba bubba. 7.5 weeks until the new one is here!