I feel like an elephant. When you feel like you're having the longest gestation in the history of pregnancy.
Like remember when Britney* was pregnant and it felt like it would never end, that's what my pregnancy feels like.
Look at it. And me. In my disgustingly dirty Mum singlet. That's real life right there.
*Britney Spears. She was a late 90s early 00s pop icon. And was pregnant for 15 years.... Not really but you know what I mean.