14 Mar 2016

Wrong

So today I finished work and went for a wander around Kmart.

And I didn't buy a single bloody thing!!

In Kmart!

The magical, wonderful, emporium of fabulously cheap homewares and clothing!

Not one item.

This feat alone deserves a medal.  But then...

I also WALKED STRAIGHT PAST THE CARVERY AND DIDN'T GET CHIPS AND GRAVY!

Me! The overweight, pregnant woman.

And I can tell you that those chips and gravy are up there with the best damn chips and gravy in the entire universe.

Something is very wrong people.

Very wrong indeed.

35 days to go!

Another day, another Mum singlet and a filthy bathroom mirror